Definitions by smendez
dick speed
the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.
I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.
dick speed by smendez May 4, 2010
Extra Fagget
Extra Fagget by smendez May 4, 2010
Cocklessberger
Cocklessberger by smendez April 22, 2010
Cunt Dawg
Cunt Dawg… A woman that is such a complete and total bitch that she commands stronger words than just bitch or cunt to describe her presence.
2) An ugly woman, that is also a total bitch.
2) An ugly woman, that is also a total bitch.
Fuck Tard
Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.
Vagatitus
Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.