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Definitions by smendez

dick speed

the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.
I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.
dick speed by smendez May 4, 2010

Extra Fagget

unnecessary items added to ones coffee in order to mask it's natural flavor.
If I wanted a "latte" I would of ordered a coffee with cream sugar and extra fagget...S.mendez
Extra Fagget by smendez May 4, 2010

Cocklessberger

a pathetic excuse for a man that forces young women to have sex with him.
"Don't rape that bitch Larry, everyone will call you Cocklessberger
Cocklessberger by smendez April 22, 2010
Seamen that is extracted using only the mouth.
"She sucked his dick until he blew a huge Suckwad in her mouth"
Suckwad by smendez April 22, 2010

Cunt Dawg 

Cunt Dawg… A woman that is such a complete and total bitch that she commands stronger words than just bitch or cunt to describe her presence.
2) An ugly woman, that is also a total bitch.
EXAMPLE…"My ex girlfriend told the police about my pot stash, fucking Cunt Dawg"
Cunt Dawg by smendez April 11, 2010

Fuck Tard 

Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.
EXAMPLE.. "My Fuck Tard boss shorted my paycheck again"
Fuck Tard by smendez April 11, 2010

Vagatitus 

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.
EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus
Vagatitus by smendez April 11, 2010