smendez's definitions

Suckwad

Seamen that is extracted using only the mouth.

"She sucked his dick until he blew a huge Suckwad in her mouth"

by smendez April 22, 2010

Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010

dick speed

the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.

I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.

by smendez May 4, 2010

Necro Vag

Necro Vag... A rotting sweltering vagina that has to be surgically removed due to it's necrotic status. Symptoms include an eye blinding smell that wobbles the knees, imbues the lungs, and turns the stomach. An all encompassing odor that consumes a piece of your soul, and stains your very existence. One small whiff and your never the same again.

EXAMPLE..."Mrs smith has a severe case of Necro Vag from all donkey and gorilla sex she had while traveling with the circus"

by smendez April 11, 2010

Vagatitus

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.

EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus

by smendez April 11, 2010

Cunt Dawg

Cunt Dawg… A woman that is such a complete and total bitch that she commands stronger words than just bitch or cunt to describe her presence.
2) An ugly woman, that is also a total bitch.

EXAMPLE…"My ex girlfriend told the police about my pot stash, fucking Cunt Dawg"

by smendez April 11, 2010

Cocklessberger

a pathetic excuse for a man that forces young women to have sex with him.

"Don't rape that bitch Larry, everyone will call you Cocklessberger

by smendez April 22, 2010