Definitions by smendez

dick speed

the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.

I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.

dick speed by smendez May 4, 2010

Extra Fagget

unnecessary items added to ones coffee in order to mask it's natural flavor.

If I wanted a "latte" I would of ordered a coffee with cream sugar and extra fagget...S.mendez

Extra Fagget by smendez May 4, 2010

Suckwad 

Seamen that is extracted using only the mouth.

"She sucked his dick until he blew a huge Suckwad in her mouth"

Suckwad by smendez April 22, 2010

Cocklessberger

a pathetic excuse for a man that forces young women to have sex with him.

"Don't rape that bitch Larry, everyone will call you Cocklessberger

Cocklessberger by smendez April 22, 2010

Cunt Dawg 

Cunt Dawg… A woman that is such a complete and total bitch that she commands stronger words than just bitch or cunt to describe her presence.
2) An ugly woman, that is also a total bitch.

EXAMPLE…"My ex girlfriend told the police about my pot stash, fucking Cunt Dawg"

Cunt Dawg by smendez April 11, 2010

Fuck Tard 

Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.

EXAMPLE.. "My Fuck Tard boss shorted my paycheck again"

Fuck Tard by smendez April 11, 2010

Necro Vag 

Necro Vag... A rotting sweltering vagina that has to be surgically removed due to it's necrotic status. Symptoms include an eye blinding smell that wobbles the knees, imbues the lungs, and turns the stomach. An all encompassing odor that consumes a piece of your soul, and stains your very existence. One small whiff and your never the same again.

EXAMPLE..."Mrs smith has a severe case of Necro Vag from all donkey and gorilla sex she had while traveling with the circus"

Necro Vag by smendez April 11, 2010