When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.
by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016
Get the Dickseed mug.A derogatory name for a child. Generally referring to the child of a man.
History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089
History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089
You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.
It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.
It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.
by Senor Oro May 17, 2022
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a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james
by epicbrolater January 29, 2026
Get the Dickseed mug.1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;
2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
by Phuqit October 11, 2006
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Get the DICK WEED or DICKWEED mug.1)How fast the dongcopter goes
2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.
2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.
1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.
2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!
2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!
by moot#faggot February 4, 2009
Get the dickspeed mug.An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)
by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015
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