dick spank

An unpopular colleague or group member with poor social skills. Easy to recognize as they are obnoxiously loud and quite unattractive. This individual often inteferes with personal space and makes rude and inappropriate gestures with his crotch.

Man! Who invited the dick spank from payroll?

That dick spank takes crazy long bathroom breaks.

by Amix December 23, 2004

dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

by Popski December 7, 2006

Dickspanner

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.

my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner

by iowakid July 1, 2011

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006

dickstank

A person who is a lil' bitch.

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!

by LaFondah May 24, 2006

dickspan

Another word for the measure of the male sexual organ.

John's a great boyfriend, sure, but his dickspan is lacking...

Alex's dickspan exceeded my expectations!

by lustylinguist July 12, 2011