dickspan
John's a great boyfriend, sure, but his dickspan is lacking...
Alex's dickspan exceeded my expectations!
Alex's dickspan exceeded my expectations!
dickspan by lustylinguist July 12, 2011
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Dickslandees
Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.
He suffers from dickslandees
Dickslandees by Vau fan March 19, 2021
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Dicksand
Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.
Dicksand by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016
Dicksand
Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".
Dicksand by Ella Burrito September 19, 2016
Dickspace
Social network for people rejected by Facebook. Frequent users range from Insomniacs to Pornstars. Originally started by Shaktimaan. Main use is for porn and bitching.
Joe: Fuck Facebook, it's a bunch of useless people competing for popularity under the delusion that by winning they actually will get respect.
Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!
Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!
Dickspace by unrealguy2004 August 6, 2009
Dicksand
A female version of being "whipped" (crazy in love with and subservient to.) When a girl feels this way about a boy, she's stuck in the dicksand.
Dickstand Dan
Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...
Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains
Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains
Dickstand Dan by Notkyle August 3, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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