shark jacking

Masturbating a male shark.

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.

by MonCor August 28, 2006

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006

cookout

slang for oral sex whether heterosexual or homosexual.

Do you like cookouts? Then let me put my meat on your grill.

by MonCor September 20, 2006

notorious V.A.G.

Female Genitalia, Vagina, Pussy.

I cant fuck Kelly, she has a smelly notorious V.A.G.

by MonCor August 28, 2006

pussy stretcher

Slang term for a baby.

I dont want a baby, all they are is a damn pussy stretcher.

by MonCor August 27, 2006