cookout

slang for oral sex whether heterosexual or homosexual.

Do you like cookouts? Then let me put my meat on your grill.

by MonCor September 20, 2006

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006

pussy stretcher

Slang term for a baby.

I dont want a baby, all they are is a damn pussy stretcher.

by MonCor August 27, 2006

notorious V.A.G.

Female Genitalia, Vagina, Pussy.

I cant fuck Kelly, she has a smelly notorious V.A.G.

by MonCor August 28, 2006

shark jacking

Masturbating a male shark.

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.

by MonCor August 28, 2006