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Definitions by MonCor

slang for oral sex whether heterosexual or homosexual.
Do you like cookouts? Then let me put my meat on your grill.
cookout by MonCor September 20, 2006

shark jacking 

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
shark jacking by MonCor August 28, 2006

notorious V.A.G. 

I cant fuck Kelly, she has a smelly notorious V.A.G.
notorious V.A.G. by MonCor August 28, 2006

dickspank 

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.
Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.
dickspank by MonCor August 27, 2006

pussy stretcher 

I dont want a baby, all they are is a damn pussy stretcher.
pussy stretcher by MonCor August 27, 2006