dickstank

A person who is a lil' bitch.

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!

by LaFondah May 24, 2006

Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dickstar

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.

"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."

by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickslandees

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

by Vau fan March 19, 2021

Dicksand

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.

We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.

by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016

Dicksand

Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".

She was almost over him when he called her again and she fall back into his dicksand.

by Ella Burrito September 19, 2016

Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

by Cap watet June 2, 2021