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dick skittle by joshhiop September 25, 2008
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Blows dick for skittles
When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.
"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde
Blows dick for skittles by captainturkmenistan May 17, 2011
blows dick for skittles
Deena from Jersey Shore: I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows dick for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself
blows dick for skittles by stansdad April 9, 2011
dickspittle
noun
Used in conversation as meaning to be insignificant, unimportant or irrelevant dickspittle the word actually refers to the urine that remains in the forskin of an uncircumcised man's penis when he goes to the washroom.
The word can be used as an insult (to be called unimportant), to reject a proposal (similar to saying, "hell no") or as a description of an object or situation.
Words that can be used similarly include flyspeck, pissass and dirtbag based on the situation.
Used in conversation as meaning to be insignificant, unimportant or irrelevant dickspittle the word actually refers to the urine that remains in the forskin of an uncircumcised man's penis when he goes to the washroom.
The word can be used as an insult (to be called unimportant), to reject a proposal (similar to saying, "hell no") or as a description of an object or situation.
Words that can be used similarly include flyspeck, pissass and dirtbag based on the situation.
Example One:
Man One: Why don't we go out and get some drinks, forget all life's worries?
Man Two: Dickspittle! I am not in the mood to waste my life away.
Example Two:
Woman One: Oh, let's go out into the country, it would be ever so much fun!
Woman Two: No, I won't be going of to some dickspittle farm in the middle of nowhere.
Man One: Why don't we go out and get some drinks, forget all life's worries?
Man Two: Dickspittle! I am not in the mood to waste my life away.
Example Two:
Woman One: Oh, let's go out into the country, it would be ever so much fun!
Woman Two: No, I won't be going of to some dickspittle farm in the middle of nowhere.
dickspittle by Nate July 7, 2004
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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