God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
*goes into shock from pain*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Blame the kidney stone*
by Ryan James Carter August 3, 2008
a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.
by themonicaalison November 9, 2015
Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.
Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.
by BigBadBulldog April 18, 2019
If diarrhea is like peeing through your ass, then passing a kidney stone is like pooping through your dick.
Kidney stones are when your dick gets tired of peeing and decides to poop instead. It's awful
by Hoodie_Devil February 3, 2022
The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.
"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."
by Dacooliodude January 8, 2012
when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole
It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.
by obiWanTwoThree August 26, 2018