God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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*goes into shock from pain*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Blame the kidney stone*
by Ryan James Carter August 03, 2008
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a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.
by themonicaalison November 09, 2015
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Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.
Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.
by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019
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The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.
"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."
by Dacooliodude January 07, 2012
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a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
by mike potter September 11, 2005
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The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.
We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.
by Spokko April 10, 2019
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