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dickspittle

noun

Used in conversation as meaning to be insignificant, unimportant or irrelevant dickspittle the word actually refers to the urine that remains in the forskin of an uncircumcised man's penis when he goes to the washroom.

The word can be used as an insult (to be called unimportant), to reject a proposal (similar to saying, "hell no") or as a description of an object or situation.

Words that can be used similarly include flyspeck, pissass and dirtbag based on the situation.
Example One:

Man One: Why don't we go out and get some drinks, forget all life's worries?
Man Two: Dickspittle! I am not in the mood to waste my life away.

Example Two:

Woman One: Oh, let's go out into the country, it would be ever so much fun!
Woman Two: No, I won't be going of to some dickspittle farm in the middle of nowhere.
dickspittle by Nate July 7, 2004
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Lickspittle 

A person who trash the Queen in his garbage book without a care for the mental health of a 95-year-old woman grieving the loss of her husband.
Pipe down, Lickspittle.
Lickspittle by Warholaola September 1, 2021

dickshitter 

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.
Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.
dickshitter by vinnie baby January 14, 2008

lickspittle 

A brown noser trying to curry favor with the boss.
"Norbert's taking the super out to lunch again ? What a bleeding lickspittle !!"
lickspittle by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

lickspittle 

a flattering or servile person
lickspittle by A Butler ;o) April 22, 2003

dickshitter 

one who shits on dicks during anal intercourse
I shat on your dick during that Anal Session ie. Dickshitter
dickshitter by Ausjustin1 September 19, 2006

dicksitter 

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick
Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.
dicksitter by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006
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