Skip to main content

skittledick 

Noun (n) Referring to a gay man's penis in reference to "tasting the rainbow"
Marina: how was last night?
Allen: I got all up in his skittledick!!
skittledick by Annabeth chase February 27, 2014
Words you can keep

skittledicking 

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.
I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!
skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

skittleisk 

Skittleisk is an alchoholic drink.

Ingredeients: 1 red solo cup (or any cup), vodka (any kind, but preferably Effen Vodka), Sprite, original Skittles.

Directoins:
1) Fill cup half full of Sprite
2) Mix in 3-4 shots of vodak
3) Drop in 5-10 skittles
4) Enjoy.
Hey I'm mixin up some skittleisk, you want me to make you a glass?
skittleisk by bartender33 May 25, 2009

skittledicking 

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.
Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.

skittledicking 

The act of hiding skittles under the foreskin or inside the urethra in order to provide a pleasant surprise for someone performing oral sex.
I was skittledicking Tracy the other night. She was all "Whoa, skittles! Awesome!"
skittledicking by The Royal We June 26, 2008

shittledicks 

A very fun word to say in place of many different curse words.
Zack: Dude, were totally busted!

Sparrow: Shittledicks!
shittledicks by CptJack July 28, 2006

shittledinks

a smooth alternative for the words shit, shucks, damn, bummer, rats and "oh c'mon".
You go to taco bell and the drive-thru line is four miles long and slow-moving:

"Aw shittledinks!"
shittledinks by jcspiggle August 25, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next