bush candy

the sweet sweet taste of the teen vag
"hey, while you're out go pick me up a 12 pack and some bush candy."

"the bush candy was stale, i almost puked!"
by joshhiop September 25, 2008
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dick skittle

when you pass a kidney stone out your pee hole.
"dude, i though i was giving birth but it was just another dick skittle."
by joshhiop September 25, 2008
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