dick broker

From stockbroker: A person is who is/or is acting like a homo.

Skip: "I just finsished all of Ayn Rand's books"

Pete: "Dude. You're such a dick broker."

dick broker by Pytor November 2, 2006

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Dick Broken

When a girl purposely gets your hopes up that you will be scoring sometime soon, but then lets you down.

Even after 3 months, she still leaves me Dick Broken.

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Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.

Tzuri was dick broken when his bottom bitch Shaneequa got married because he couldn't smack that fat black ass anymore.

Dick broke by CapitalJOO October 12, 2016

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A confused old man that has lost all control

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When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

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Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

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1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner

Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.

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