dick broker

From stockbroker: A person is who is/or is acting like a homo.

Skip: "I just finsished all of Ayn Rand's books"

Pete: "Dude. You're such a dick broker."

by Pytor November 2, 2006

Dick Broken

When a girl purposely gets your hopes up that you will be scoring sometime soon, but then lets you down.

Even after 3 months, she still leaves me Dick Broken.

by Dylan Paros July 24, 2007

Dick broke

Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.

Tzuri was dick broken when his bottom bitch Shaneequa got married because he couldn't smack that fat black ass anymore.

by CapitalJOO October 12, 2016

dick broer

A confused old man that has lost all control

Morty is such a dick broer

by Jnasty1211qq August 11, 2021

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

broke dick mountain

1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner

Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.

by Heypow January 10, 2015