Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.
Tzuri was dick broken when his bottom bitch Shaneequa got married because he couldn't smack that fat black ass anymore.
by CapitalJOO January 30, 2016
A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.
by John Smith March 23, 2005
1. Push that broke dick cannon overboard, its just added weight we don't need...
2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...
2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...
by The CopyCat January 6, 2008
by John January 28, 2004
When an erection is bent too far and a blood vessel breaks in the penis causing a hematoma , pain , and loosing erection.
by Cavedweller June 25, 2006
That tall tell insult that you heard your grandmother tell your grandfather as there walking by a group of very pretty young women. As a reminder that his days of wishing he could tap that are long over
Listen old man, pick your tongue up..You old broke dick bastard. You got to get it up before you get it out
by Nick Danger Brother January 17, 2022
by lasvegasshark April 10, 2009