dick boogers 

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.

"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."

dick boogers by SweatyNuts May 2, 2006

Dick Boogers 

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

Dick Boogers by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

Dick Boogers 

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

Dick Boogers by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

Dick Booger 

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

Dick Booger by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

Dick booger 

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

Dick booger by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

Dick booger 

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

Dick booger by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

Dick booger 

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.

After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.

Dick booger by Spartanite March 28, 2019