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This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"
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by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017
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Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.
"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."
by SweatyNuts April 20, 2006
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A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.
I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.
by Blackbilly1965 February 03, 2019
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When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger
Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.
by DickBooger July 10, 2017
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The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
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