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Dickroids 

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.
Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."
Dickroids by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008
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DickRoot 

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.
See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.
DickRoot by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

Dickrolled 

The act of clicking a link and being misled to a picture of a penis. After which, the link-giver must advise you that you have been Dickrolled.
Hey Howie!
Click this: <insert link>
(he clicks it)

LOL YOU GOT DICKROLLED.
Dickrolled by n0return October 27, 2009

Dickroderie 

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.
Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.

Dickroll 

A total idiot acting like a normal person for a brief period of time.
My boss can't to anything correctly on most days, but today he's on a dickroll and really taking care of business.
Dickroll by BigBossMan99 February 10, 2014

dichroscope 

A greek word for a dick so long it looks like a telescope.
Look at that dichroscope!
dichroscope by le pseudonym March 5, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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