Definitions by Erkadurka

DickRoot 

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.

See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.

DickRoot by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

Camping the fast lane 

When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.

"What is with all the traffic?"

"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"

Camping the fast lane by Erkadurka September 30, 2015

B.U.F.F 

Big Ugly Fat Fuck, aka, that annoying guy who considers himself to be all that, but in reality said person is just a douche bag. The term is typically used in veiled sarcasm by everyone else around said person, since he is far too oblivious to the intended meaning.

Troy: "Hey Jerry, you're looking pretty B.U.F.F. there, you been working out?"

Jerry: "What? Nah, I'm just naturally this way."

Steve: (to Troy, after Jerry walks away) "Did you really mean that?"

Troy: "Yep, he really is a Big Ugly Fat Fuck"

B.U.F.F by Erkadurka December 1, 2011

redactadicktome 

a sex change operation in which a male becomes a female. Opposite of addadicktome. First used by radio personality Rush Limbaugh.

Louis became Lois after his redactadicktome operation.

Tonsils are removed its a Tonsillectomy.
To stop men's sperm is a Vasectomy
To remove a penis from a male is a redactadicktome.

See also "bobbit"

redactadicktome by Erkadurka July 29, 2009