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Dickroids

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.
Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."
by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008
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Putin dickrider

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!
by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016
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Dickriding

Dickriding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a groupie in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.
Dickriding=commenting on every status a person puts up on facebook or twitter. Commenting on and liking every photo a certain person puts up on facebook whether or not the status makes sense. Usually the commenting and liking happens within the first minute of the posting.
by LADY Inc November 14, 2011
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Dickriding

When a person is always being a follower towards another person. Always want to be a groupie to someone. Always hanging out with them like they’re their bitch. Sucking up to ; to make theirself look inferior to someone.
Look at that nigga always dickriding his homie.
by Unknown.lover May 8, 2018
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Dickrider

a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower
“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”
by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019
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Dickroderie

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.
Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.
by True Dicktective July 8, 2015
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dickrod

An unethical person who lies to better his own personal agenda; a DickRod.
The current U of M football coach DickRod is eponymous with Dickrod.
by Dirt Winston January 10, 2008
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