dickrod

An unethical person who lies to better his own personal agenda; a DickRod.

The current U of M football coach DickRod is eponymous with Dickrod.

by Dirt Winston January 10, 2008

dickrod

what kyle uses to get offfffff

kyles girlfriend gets him from behind with a dickrod while giving him a reach-around

by one large nigger August 28, 2003

dickrod

a dick with a rod sticking out of it??

james karr is a dickrod

by jabobo August 18, 2003

dickrod

The dickrod is a car owned or operated by a colossal asshole teenage white male, such as a Mustang, Camaro, Firebird, etc.

Phred showed up in his dickrod trying to get LeAnn to notice him.

by ThaProfessa August 22, 2025

circumcised dickrod

Instead of having a normal circumcision, you take a glass rod and shove it in the hole of your penis. To circumcise, crack the glass while it is in your penis thus tearing it apart. Creating for yourself a circumcised dickrod.

Hey sorry I'm late boss, I was just giving myself a circumcised dickrod.

by -Urban=Creator- October 23, 2017

Putin dickrider

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!

by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Dickroids

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.

Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."

by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008