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dialry

A dialry is a large group sex meet up involving specifically many milks, cauliflower, yogurt of many varieties and an extremely devoted focus on the participants ankles
Swinger 1: did u go to that dialry last night.

Swinger 2: yeah it was intense, my ankles still hurt.
by Poobooo May 8, 2022
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The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
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Dalrymple Syndrome

A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.

Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”
Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.
by Berniegodofwar January 20, 2019
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human diary

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.
by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017
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Future Diary

Its pretty much about a insane sociopath who stalks the guy she likes and ends up brutally slaughtering anyone who comes close within 7 feet to him.
Future Diary is so fucked up that I actually enjoy watching it.
by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
by tatertottzz July 6, 2011
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The Diary of Jane

The song "The Diary of Jane" is the new single from Breaking Benjamin, on their album Phobia, due for release August 8th, 2006. Its debut to the radio was on June 6th, 2006. The song is also on Breaking Benjamin's website, www.shallowbay.com
Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be
by AlphaFusion July 4, 2006
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