The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.
Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.
A Daryana is an amazing girl who will be there for you when you need it. She is so pretty and kind and shows her confidence. She can be stubborn but she will always be kind when you first meet her. She has guys lined up to date her and if she dates you, don’t let her go. you meansomething to her.
Dude: Damn that girls hot,
Girl: oh that’s my friend Daryana
Dude: she’s hot
Girl: careful, she’s got a dude
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.