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a guy that is the weird sexual one in your friend group. he is funny hang out with but will never ever get a date because he objectifies women. he always looks like a pedo.....but isnt. he can be sweet, but it is usually just to get in your pants. if you ever meet a despot, introduce him to someone else.
" hey whos that guy "
"oh thats despot"
" should we say hi ?"
" nope, lets just speed walk away......fast"
despot by lolarosegreen May 25, 2019

home despot

A large wharehouse that sells poorly made household items made in china, warped lumber, and grossly underpays its employees.
I went down to the Home Despot to buy a can a spray paint and got fucking lost.
home despot by eugene February 7, 2004

Day of the Despot

A term used to characterize present day politics all over the world as the apparent surge in fascist-leaning leaders is seen.
It looks like we’re living in the Day of the Despot with all of these strong-arm, cult of personality types being “voted” into office.
Day of the Despot by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

tinpot despot 

The name for dictators in small countries that think they are more important than they are. The term comes from how children play soldier by putting a kitchen pot on their heads to make people think they are real soldiers. Tinpot despots have a lot less influence in the world than they think they do. They often use military forve to get what they want.
Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe and Muammar al-Gaddafi of Libya are considered tinpot despots. Sudan, Eritrea, Chad, and Equatorial Guinea also have tinpot despots as leaders as well.
tinpot despot by running_late March 13, 2011

kumquat despot 

The Kumquat Despot will do anything to remain in power.
kumquat despot by Jimmy Bobby o September 25, 2020

Despoulla 

The most beautiful, amazing, kind hearted goddess in Greek mythology.
wow Despoulla is such an amazing goddess.
Despoulla by qjdosmikkkk October 15, 2014