Elite's definitions

Happy Slap

Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.

"You are on Happy Slap tv"

by Elite May 13, 2005

do not call list

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(

Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...

by Elite January 21, 2004

kangeh

The male sex organ, or "love pump".

Man: Do you mind if I insert my kangeh into you?
Sexy babe: Sure!

by Elite April 11, 2005

Despot

"President" of New Guinea.

He uses all his oil money to expand his palace, not help the common man, what a smacktard despot!

by Elite November 22, 2003

Earth

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.

Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.

by Elite December 2, 2003

U -turn

The gayest man in all of gay town

eg. U_Turn on neoseeker is a fool who is gay

by Elite April 10, 2005

hybrid

The Ultimate cross of the best gaming traits.

That Hybrid was unstopable during the entire game.

by Elite August 9, 2003