Kumquat

Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.

Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat

by simpforduke March 17, 2021

Kumquat

Used as an insult.

Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.

by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009

Kumquat

A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.

What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!

by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 26, 2010

Kumquat

Stupid, but worse.

You kumquat!
She is as stupid as a kumquat.

by Mary Poppins 2.0 November 29, 2016

Kumquat

A fruit similar to an orange and lemon combined but pretty small.

Do you think that they will have any kumquats at the store.

by Padgetthaileynicole101 November 13, 2017

Kumquat

A midget that’s addicted to drinking cum

Look it’s a kumquat

by Lloso July 5, 2018

Kumquat

A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.

Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running

by Unternym March 7, 2009