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despot
a guy that is the weird sexual one in your friend group. he is funny hang out with but will never ever get a date because he objectifies women. he always looks like a pedo.....but isnt. he can be sweet, but it is usually just to get in your pants. if you ever meet a despot, introduce him to someone else.
" hey whos that guy "
"oh thats despot"
" should we say hi ?"
" nope, lets just speed walk away......fast"
"oh thats despot"
" should we say hi ?"
" nope, lets just speed walk away......fast"
despot by lolarosegreen May 25, 2019
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home despot
A large wharehouse that sells poorly made household items made in china, warped lumber, and grossly underpays its employees.
home despot by eugene February 7, 2004
Day of the Despot
A term used to characterize present day politics all over the world as the apparent surge in fascist-leaning leaders is seen.
It looks like we’re living in the Day of the Despot with all of these strong-arm, cult of personality types being “voted” into office.
Day of the Despot by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
tinpot despot
The name for dictators in small countries that think they are more important than they are. The term comes from how children play soldier by putting a kitchen pot on their heads to make people think they are real soldiers. Tinpot despots have a lot less influence in the world than they think they do. They often use military forve to get what they want.
Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe and Muammar al-Gaddafi of Libya are considered tinpot despots. Sudan, Eritrea, Chad, and Equatorial Guinea also have tinpot despots as leaders as well.
tinpot despot by running_late March 13, 2011
kumquat despot
Proper noun: 45th president of the united states.
kumquat despot by Jimmy Bobby o September 25, 2020
Despoulla
Despoulla by qjdosmikkkk October 15, 2014
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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