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Despotism 

The worst form of government in Civilization 3. You suffer from massive amounts of corruption and waste, and any square producing more then 2 commerce, food, or shields produces one less. Research your way to Republic or Monarchy ASAP.
Despotism sucks!
Despotism by Elite December 13, 2003

Despotism 

"Despotism is government by a singular authority - either a single person or tightly knit group - which rules with absolute power."
George Bush.
Despotism by deathtobees February 18, 2004

despitesexual 

Despitesexual is when your sexually attracted to a big beefy man
Random 1: Despite is daddy

Random 2: Bro are you despitesexual?
despitesexual by TeamSkeet June 10, 2020

despotis panayootis 

Despotis panayootis is a person who like very much things such as beach, roblox, lol
OMG IS THAT YOU DESPOTIS PANAYOOTIS??
KONSTANTIINOO!! COME TO MEED DESPOTIS PANAYOOTIS
despotis panayootis by Blackxri July 24, 2023

depotese 

Depotese refers to a dialect used on the h'east side of Ottawa, east of Bank St. Its origins can be traced back to Hat, Quebec, its development to a depot on the dark side of town and its defining moment, to a four fingered man named Jean-Luc.

Common attributes of depotese are the use of the letter H in front of all vowels and the pluralization of all nouns. There is a petish to make depotese the official language of Gatineau.
English: "hi friend, can you put the ether in a freezer"

Depotese: "hey h'asshole, can you put the heater in dats freezers for all of the daze"
depotese by Gus the commish November 29, 2011

despopest 

Anyone who is desperately seeking sexual stimulation in a chatroom, but fails miserably constantly pm'ing people who want nothing to do with them.
This guy was such a despopest always begging for pics in my pm.
despopest by GoonieG October 31, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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