Depotese refers to a dialect used on the
h'east side of Ottawa, east of Bank St. Its origins can be traced back to
Hat, Quebec, its development to a depot on the dark side of town and its defining moment, to a
four fingered man named Jean-Luc.
Common attributes of depotese are the use of the letter H in
front of all vowels and the pluralization of all nouns. There is a petish to make depotese the official language of Gatineau.