home despot
A large wharehouse that sells poorly made household items made in china, warped lumber, and grossly underpays its employees.
home despot by eugene February 7, 2004
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Home Depot
Home Depot by Smatos November 12, 2019
fuck home depot
a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.
e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.
e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.
e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!
fuck home depot by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005
cone of home depot
The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
cone of home depot by Nubie Plz January 18, 2009
cone of home depot
The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits
"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee
cone of home depot by nubie plz October 13, 2008
Home Depot Dad
A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.
Home Depot Dad by Rowantheamerican14 March 4, 2020
Home Depot House
A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.
Home Depot House by Albanian Eagle March 3, 2009
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