lumber

when you got "wood" or a boner

man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on

by bizzle April 3, 2004

lumber

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

by i'd have a drink with george w March 28, 2009

lumber

a wooden baseball bat

He took his lumber and left the field.

by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2008

lumber

an acoustic guitar

"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"

by somedude611 November 27, 2011

lumber

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

by Alwe March 31, 2009

lumber

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

by deathsupport April 6, 2008

lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005