dereal 

The opposite of real.

I'm detached from my emotions, and thoughts spending twenty-three of twenty-four hours in this dark cell; the whole experiecne feels dereal.

dereal by Food For Animals September 9, 2008

DERËAL DAP

A fist-to-fist greeting that represents genuine recognition, mutual respect, and real connection.

Unlike a regular fist bump, the knuckles stay connected for an extra moment and move side-to-side before releasing.

The meaning is simple: real recognizes real. 👊🏻↔️👊🏿

“You already know — DERËAL DAP.” 👊🏻↔️👊🏿

DERËAL DAP by @RÖLLA October 4, 2026

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Derealisation

A sense of detachment from reality, where surroundings appear distorted, perceptions are twisted and strangely disturbing. You may feel like you're trapped in a nightmare, enshrouded in a fog where time and space are slowed.

You know life is shite when in the grip of a derealisation episode.

Derealisation by Shougo March 24, 2022

DERTAL 

Used when one encounters something they find entirely unfunny. Stands for "didn't even remotely think about laughing".

"the funniest thing happened yesterday, my grandma fell down the stairs lol"
"DERTAL."

DERTAL by big.$ean August 22, 2023

derealization 

A feeling caused by anxiety where places that should be familiar seem 'off' in some way. Derealisation (or derealization) extremely hard to describe to someone who has never experienced it before, although if you're here I imagine you're experiencing it right now. It's often described as like a veil has been put over you that dull all your senses and your surroundings, although personally I find it's like everything is too 'vivid'. It normally goes away completely by itself when whoever experiences when they stop thinking about it. See deperonalisation

"I'm experiencing derealization, but the worst part is that I had to put the american spelling"

derealization by poopoo52 November 4, 2013

Derpal 

Derpal is the youtubers Derrek Gerard and Jaspal. They mainly create videos about mindlessly spending money on useless junk for views. Derrek Gerard just reached 1 million subscribers.

Omg Derpal is such a cute couple!

Derpal by MistaJ June 13, 2018