DERTAL 

Used when one encounters something they find entirely unfunny. Stands for "didn't even remotely think about laughing".

"the funniest thing happened yesterday, my grandma fell down the stairs lol"
"DERTAL."

DERTAL by big.$ean August 22, 2023

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Dental floss girl 

A girl/ woman whose pubic hair never shaved or at least 5 inches long. As result when vigorously eating her pussy her long pubic hair get stuck between your teeth.

Oh my god! Lucy was a dental floss girl!!!
When got up next day, I spent hours standing in front of mirror, clearing out her long pubic hair from my teeth!

Dental floss girl by Sexy Big Daddy Cool October 4, 2019

Derealisation

A sense of detachment from reality, where surroundings appear distorted, perceptions are twisted and strangely disturbing. You may feel like you're trapped in a nightmare, enshrouded in a fog where time and space are slowed.

You know life is shite when in the grip of a derealisation episode.

Derealisation by Shougo March 24, 2022

Dentally Retarded 

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007

spontaneous dental hydroplosion

When your teeth turns to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

spontaneous dental hydroplosion by scubathugsteve April 26, 2005

dental dick 

noun , A co-worker who sucks dick over constant fear of
losing his/her job; a person who would perform sexual favors to get a job just because it has 'good' dental insurance.

-ing verb, The act of taking a low paying job for
dental and health insurance and taking comfort in the security provided by such 'good benefits'. People who take this types of job usually have studied engineering in college, and have a hard time understanding why they studied calculus instead of getting laid only to end up with the same crappy 50k/year job as the liberal arts major.

Mr. Lee is such a dental dick he'll be giving his manager gummies until he turns age 65 and can retire.

dental dick by Mr. Wichita International June 18, 2008