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pussy dehumidifier 

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.
Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*
pussy dehumidifier by himomandbrad December 2, 2014
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dehumiliator

A device similar to that of a dehumidifier, but instead of exctracting moisture from a room, it exctracts embarressment from a person.
Gazzo used a dehumiliator to overcome the hideous embarrassment caused by that slip of the tongue...
dehumiliator by Dennibel February 17, 2004

Deleminate 

A portmanteau combining the words Delete + Eliminate to form "Deleminate".

Meaning: To eliminate through deletion.
"Bob was being a prick so I deleminated him from my contact's list!"

"My mom is a WHAT?! Consider yourself deleminated!"

"Yeah, I totally beat my lowest score, so it has officially been deleminated from the scoreboard."
Deleminate by Cookei January 29, 2010

dehumiligrading 

1- Both 'humiliating' and 'degrading' combined into one easy word!
It was bad enough that Sheryl laughed at Todd's flacid 3 inch penis, but taking a picture of it with her camera phone and sending it to her 300+ contacts including Todd's family was damned dehumiligrading!
dehumiligrading by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007
An exceptionally loving and caring person. If you come across a deemie be sure not to let her go :). she's sweet, awesome, beautiful, heart-felt, smart, and never gives you anything less than her best.Would give her shirt to you if you were freezing (trust me you want her to take her shirt off). All around an amazing person. Oh and she give's amazing blowjobs <3.
Guy1: Damn did you see that Deemie.
Guy2: Damn! yeah i did! man if i was a pokemon trainer i would catch her ass!
guy1: hell yeah dude.
Deemie by ThatGirlBeLookingFine September 16, 2012
Midland Fighting Slang for a bite during a girl wrestling match whereby one rude gyal grabs the other in a boob lock, wrestles her onto the sofa/armchair etc and bites her on the thigh. The move is then executed by a brisk brushing down, composure of oneself and denying of the event.

The bite leaves a clean wound due to users excessive personal hygiene and dettol use.
Rude Gyal 1: And like it was all going down and I totally got a Deemica
Rude Gyal 2: Where I can't see a ting you're totally lying!
Rude Gyal1: No seriously mate it was on my thigh!!
Rude Gyal 2: Ptshh whatevs man
Deemica by BristolNumber7 April 26, 2011