Deheidence 

The act of relieving bothersome or annoying behavior. To forgot all cares and grievances resolved by watching The Office, stripping clothes, and putting a fat lip in.

Why Chim, you really need to deheidence!

Deheidence by bmcgouda February 12, 2009

Dependence 

The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.

People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.

Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”

Dependence by IbreathAir December 24, 2020

Dependence Day 

Dependence Day is an unofficial holiday in the United States, on July 3rd, which commemorates the 169-year relationship between the United Kingdom and the 13 American Colonies. It is commonly associated with college parties, pro-monarchy rants, gaudy displays of the Union Jack, and various libations which celebrate the history, government, and traditions of the United Kingdom. Festivities end at midnight, with celebrants drinking apple pie shots to exalt freedom and the Fourth of July.

American University Students prefer to commence Dependence Day celebrations with a rally in front of the British Embassy.

Dependence Day by El Raab June 9, 2011

Vaginal dependence 

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.

Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control

Vaginal dependence by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013

devidence 

The frantic attempt to say "the evidence" when someone does something to prove your point

you: "you act like a tard around new people"
them: *acts like a tard around new people*
you: "duhhunguh devidence!"

devidence by Cursing Akhenaten May 30, 2017

Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox 

The Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox, also PED paradox, PEpD paradox, PEDP and PEpDP, is a thought experiment and a hypothesis, or a couple of thought experiments and hypothesis, where it argues that there's a dependency between physics and extraphysics and where the physical body is dependent of the extraphysical body and vice-versa, where the extraphysical body cannot influence the physical body in the sense of create energy and work, often use of arguments against mind-body dualism and physicalist arguments to show that physical and extraphysical bodies are dependent of each other and the extraphysical is really dependent of the physical body and vice-versa. A counter-argument used against PEDP is that the physical and extraphysical are same things on different levels, such as on extraphysical monism, where it makes sense both be dependent of each other and even that the extraphysical is actually physical and vice-versa and everything depends how you see and interpret the relation between physics and extraphysics.

"The Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox can easily be explained by extraphysical monism where the physical and extraphysical are the same thing on different levels and forms, but still, it's a nice way to show that extraphysics can be valid and that can survive to this kind of disapproval and experimentation, but there still might be a lot of other disapprovals and experiments that extraphysics will pass until be accepted as part of our reality."

Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox by Full Monteirism May 6, 2021

Alcohol dependence 

An 18yo white girl

1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl

Alcohol dependence by the_defineer69 March 9, 2020