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descalator

Preppy White Boy: "Hey, let's go pop our collars in Abercrombie and Fitch, get on the descending escalator."
Eavsdropping Black Person: "UMMM BOY YOU MEAN THAT DESCALATOR!?"
descalator by Maggie Camaro September 23, 2005

Descalated 

Person 1: Wow this party just got really sad all of a sudden...

Person 2: That descalated pretty quickly...
Descalated by patelni14 October 14, 2012

depocalate 

The opposite of an apocalypse or to undo a apocalypse
(During a zombie apocalypse)
“We need to depocalate this place if we want to survive”.
depocalate by Uncle Carlos October 17, 2020

Discalated 

When you don’t know how to describe someone or something
Your discalated
Discalated by Discalated November 2, 2021

defecalate 

Find the truth, or in layman's terms, to take the crap out of it.
That advertisement sounded too good to be true." "I researched it, and managed to defecalate it.
defecalate by oceanic0809 March 3, 2011

descalation 

a new communication of a problem to an IT support from a lowly customer via their senior management to your bosses bosses boss and back down
All in lieu of where a direct call to support would suffice.
Sometimes used to complain about non-existant problems to distract from ones own inability to deliver.
This is an example email trail of an descalation

8) Database team manager to Database support guy : No.

7) Database support guy to Database team manager : No - Are there any details?

6) Database team manager to database team : Are you aware of John's problem?

5) It Senior Boss to Database team manager : Are you aware of this?

4) Senior Boss to IT Senior Boss : I'm hearing that the databases arent working

3) Boss to his Senior Boss : IT support have f'd up again.

2) John: I can't deliver X because my PC isn't working

1) Boss to John have you delivered the new graph I asked you to do last year?
descalation by Transamazonia September 4, 2013
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