defcalator 

A moving stairway consisting of steps attached to a non-functioning circulating belt caused by an overabundance of human excrement.

I had to take the stairs because the BART station only had a defcalator. See San Francisco's Civic Center Station BART station problems as reported by Will Kane on Thursday, July 26, 2012 in the San Francisco Chronicle. They had to call the HazMat team!

defcalator by Krissirk August 10, 2012

Dick Deflator 

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

Dick Deflator by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

doscalator 

A term referring to an escalator that travels in the down direction. Can be used to remove ambiguity at the shopping mall. The opposite of uscalator.

That damn lady at customer service told me that the bathrooms were upstairs, but they aren't. Now I need to find the doscalator before I shit myself again.

doscalator by Big Tilly October 6, 2006

descalator

A descending escalator.

Preppy White Boy: "Hey, let's go pop our collars in Abercrombie and Fitch, get on the descending escalator."
Eavsdropping Black Person: "UMMM BOY YOU MEAN THAT DESCALATOR!?"

descalator by Maggie Camaro September 23, 2005

defacatorium

A fancy toilet, or in a pinch - just about any toilet that you chose to defile.

My bowels are full, I must make haste to the nearest defacatorium!

defacatorium by PhonicUK July 21, 2017

dick deflator 

something so vile or disgusting that it has the capacity to deflate the erection that you may have attained

Samantha looks hot, but the fungus on her beaver is a dick deflator.

dick deflator by Sagrr October 7, 2007

defamatory 

damaging the good reputation of someone; slanderous or libellous

You are a low life, you are not worth anyone's time, you fucking prick, you are worth all the defamatory you receive

defamatory by yolo0121 June 9, 2017