defaulting

An expression of your conscious decision to turn off higher-order, overthinking brain activity to enter a lower-order, primal, carnal state of mind and body.

Often used by the neuro divergent to verbally express sexual interest and desire for activity.

Dude: "Aww, thanks babygirl, good job!"
Bro: "Damn, don't say that, you got me defaulting—!" *bites lip seductively/lustfully*

defaulting by jxtaekoda May 18, 2026

US Defaultism 

1) Treating the USA as the default and the only region in the world to cater to in an international setting.

2) Assuming everyone is from the USA unless otherwise stated.

3) Communicating to the world but only considering the USA, and being blind to the nuances around the world.

1. - Egypt is in Africa, so Cleopatra could have been African-American.
- Americans and their US Defaultism...
2. - I think I should call 999.
- 999? Do you mean 911?
- I live in England. US Defaultism, I swear.

US Defaultism by Roddydoor May 21, 2023

Self-Deprecating Defacating 

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

Self-Deprecating Defacating by Urban humor May 23, 2019

desalting the pretzel 

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

desalting the pretzel by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

Deadulting 

It is when an adult is tired of being an adult.

I am deadulting.

Deadulting by Jules. May 14, 2018

Defagating 

Where you are busting for a shit so badly that as you start to chalk your undies, you need to use your hand to hold it in as well. Sitting firmly on a hard surface chair also counts (extra points if a stool!). Failure is typically met if the shoulders of said turd breach the portal.

He was about to shit himself as he ran for the toilet, so he started defagating with his hand to hold his turd in.

Defagating by Jonesyisms September 13, 2023

defamating

What a fucking dumbass says when they really mean “defamation.”

Ronquiqui: Bitch, I know yo ass ain’t finna be defamating on me, you know these eyelashes cost me 50 dolla.

Quonkiwsha: Gurl, I won’t lie, if I shaved the hairs out my asshole and glued them on my eyes, it would look better than them tore-up shits you got.

defamating by Buttermike May 8, 2026