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An expression of your conscious decision to turn off higher-order, overthinking brain activity to enter a lower-order, primal, carnal state of mind and body.

Often used by the neuro divergent to verbally express sexual interest and desire for activity.

Dude: "Aww, thanks babygirl, good job!"
Bro: "Damn, don't say that, you got me defaulting—!" *bites lip seductively/lustfully*

defaulting by jxtaekoda May 18, 2026

Words you can keep

US Defaultism

1) Treating the USA as the default and the only region in the world to cater to in an international setting.

2) Assuming everyone is from the USA unless otherwise stated.

3) Communicating to the world but only considering the USA, and being blind to the nuances around the world.

1. - Egypt is in Africa, so Cleopatra could have been African-American.
- Americans and their US Defaultism...
2. - I think I should call 999.
- 999? Do you mean 911?
- I live in England. US Defaultism, I swear.

US Defaultism by Roddydoor May 21, 2023

Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

Self-Deprecating Defacating by Urban humor May 23, 2019

desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

desalting the pretzel by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

Deadulting

It is when an adult is tired of being an adult.

I am deadulting.

Deadulting by Jules. May 14, 2018

Defagating

Where you are busting for a shit so badly that as you start to chalk your undies, you need to use your hand to hold it in as well. Sitting firmly on a hard surface chair also counts (extra points if a stool!). Failure is typically met if the shoulders of said turd breach the portal.

He was about to shit himself as he ran for the toilet, so he started defagating with his hand to hold his turd in.

Defagating by Jonesyisms September 13, 2023

defamating

What a fucking dumbass says when they really mean “defamation.”

Ronquiqui: Bitch, I know yo ass ain’t finna be defamating on me, you know these eyelashes cost me 50 dolla.

Quonkiwsha: Gurl, I won’t lie, if I shaved the hairs out my asshole and glued them on my eyes, it would look better than them tore-up shits you got.

defamating by Buttermike May 8, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026