Defagating 

Where you are busting for a shit so badly that as you start to chalk your undies, you need to use your hand to hold it in as well. Sitting firmly on a hard surface chair also counts (extra points if a stool!). Failure is typically met if the shoulders of said turd breach the portal.

He was about to shit himself as he ran for the toilet, so he started defagating with his hand to hold his turd in.

Defagating by Jonesyisms September 13, 2023

defecating 

Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.

defecating by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006

Defegaming

Pooping while playing video games. Gaming while on the toilet

It was the final boss of the map but Brandi's high-octane Chipotle burrito bowl from last night was knocking on the brown gates. She quickly grabbed her laptop and made it to the toilet to do some serious defegaming.

Defegaming by Skrapmetal384 October 6, 2020

projectile defecating 

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

projectile defecating by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

self-defecating 

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

self-defecating by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

self-defecating humor 

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.

Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.

self-defecating humor by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

self-defecating 

Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.

Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.

self-defecating by troy nc September 30, 2012