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To slap someone about the head with your cock. The lashings can be divided amongst a group of males to evenly distribute the lashings to the recipient. They should be delivered to the side of the face.
I can't believe she did that, wow, that bitch deserves like 90 lashings.

90 lashings, that's like 30 each.
Lashing by lashmaster September 6, 2009
Words you can keep

lashing it up 

- Going out on the piss
- Getting drunk, etc
James: What you been up to tonight Ads?
Adam: Man, I raelly ben lashing it up tONight
lashing it up by Adam0r May 3, 2006

lashing rain

Most common name particularly in Ireland, for intense rain. ‘Lashing’ is also often used by itself. Informal but not disrespectful, and used and understood by almost everyone in the country.
“There’ll be lashing rain this weekend
Ugh, it’s lashing out again”
lashing rain by leahhk22 May 21, 2021

tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

tongue-lashing 

If someone gives you a tongue-lashing, they shout at you or criticize you in a very forceful way.
After a cruel tongue-lashing, he threw the girl out of the group.
tongue-lashing by LeonardusBR October 9, 2008

thumb lashing 

To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone.
"I was suppoesed to take her out for dinner but I stayed with me mates at the pub and boy did she give a right thumb lashing."
thumb lashing by Alberto Rosso August 18, 2007
Word of the Day on August 18, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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