Definitions by Jonesyisms

Shitisfaction

The forced smile and "yeah, all good, thanks" you give when someone has served you up something rubbish and clearly expects you to be happy with it. Up there with a meal that is interesting. It lives in the gap between what you got and how pleased you're expected to act - when it is clearly shit, but you aren't allowed to say so.

The tradie turned up three weeks late, fixed the leak by moving it to the other side of the kitchen, then stood there waiting for a five-star Google review. Yep, "legend, mate."

That's peak shitisfaction.

Shitisfaction by Jonesyisms September 24, 2026

Defagating 

Where you are busting for a shit so badly that as you start to chalk your undies, you need to use your hand to hold it in as well. Sitting firmly on a hard surface chair also counts (extra points if a stool!). Failure is typically met if the shoulders of said turd breach the portal.

He was about to shit himself as he ran for the toilet, so he started defagating with his hand to hold his turd in.

Defagating by Jonesyisms September 13, 2023