defamating

What a fucking dumbass says when they really mean “defamation.”

Ronquiqui: Bitch, I know yo ass ain’t finna be defamating on me, you know these eyelashes cost me 50 dolla.

Quonkiwsha: Gurl, I won’t lie, if I shaved the hairs out my asshole and glued them on my eyes, it would look better than them tore-up shits you got.

defamating by Buttermike May 8, 2026

Defamation 

Using slanderous speech to attack one’s reputation and career

Defamation does not include:
-Telling T-Series to hold their defacation
-T-Series can eat a dick
-Suck my fuckin’ swedish meatballs
-Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?

Defamation by StillNotDefamation April 1, 2019

anti-defamation league 

An organization that once fought bigotry, now taken over by insane social justice warriors. The ADL is responsible for hilariously declaring the OK symbol to be a racist symbol for white power.

The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) recently claimed the OK symbol means white power. Next week maybe they'll declare that a thumbs up means send all non-whites up to the moon.

anti-defamation league by Grandmaster Mac October 3, 2019

defecating 

Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.

defecating by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006

projectile defecating 

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

projectile defecating by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

self-defecating 

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

self-defecating by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

self-defecating humor 

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.

Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.

self-defecating humor by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012