deductiv 

The most pog person ever. Deductiv is an awesome streamer and he has a boyfriend named Delta, they live together in texas. We love Deductiv.

Person 1: woah who are you watching on twitch?
Person 2: an awesome person named deductiv he's awesome! you should watch him sometime.
Person 1: he seems awesome im gonna go watch him!

deductiv by coffee_cesar August 24, 2021

Met my deductible 

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

Met my deductible by hodags1966 May 3, 2018

deductible 

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.

If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.

deductible by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

Black Dynamite Deduction 

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.

*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

Black Dynamite Deduction by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016

Deductive

A strength through a statement or law.

This whole thing about stealing is just deductive.

Deductive by The-real-smart-boy November 15, 2018

Weapons of mass deduction 

Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.

Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!

Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.

Weapons of mass deduction by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011

deduction 

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

deduction by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009