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Office Depot

Office Depot is a boring store that sells boring products for boring workplaces. Once in awhile, you might find some sales reps with "interesting" personalities.
I dare you to go into Office Depot dressed as a Jedi Knight.
by Simmaniac January 20, 2021
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FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.
The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Trumpet

A musical brass instrument,

or a puppet supporter of Trump who follows their cult leader blindly.
Blow the trumpet, the four horsemen are coming.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Insurrection

A revolt against legal and government authority in an effort to overthrow the government.
The President was impeached because it was believed he had encouraged the insurrection.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Limbo dance

The Limbo dance is a dance contest in which dancers take turns who can dance lowest below a limbo bar.
He fell over backwards when trying to do the Limbo dance.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Space Needle

The Space Needle is a landmark and tourist attraction in Seattle, Washington, United States.

It was built for the World Expo fair in 1962, along with the monorail system, providing transit from the Seattle Center to Westlake, a downtown shopping mall (which was built later and attached to the monorail). It was designed to look like a UFO (except they hadn't mastered the flying in one place part). When it was built, it was the tallest building in Seattle.

The Space Needle has a revolving restaurant inside the top, and an observation desk above. Inside the area of the observation deck is the gift shop and coin-operated telescopes. The observation deck was remodeled recently to add a revolving solid glass floor, which is great for those with fear of heights to look down from, and even better for the braver ones to take selfies on. The top floor is 520 feet high.

If you really want to know the rest, you can Google the Space Needle's website.
On New Years Eve 2021, due to pandemic restrictions, instead of the usual fireworks show the Space Needle put on a virtual light show that was only viewable online.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Resistance

a) The act of trying to prevent something or a material that is not affected by something.

b) A militant armed organization interested in overturning the rule of law.
The cold weather jacket was rated for wind resistance.

The Resistance succeeded in destroying the Death Star.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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