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Office Depot

Office Depot is a boring store that sells boring products for boring workplaces. Once in awhile, you might find some sales reps with "interesting" personalities.
I dare you to go into Office Depot dressed as a Jedi Knight.
by Simmaniac January 20, 2021
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Neo-Nazi

A Neo-Nazi is one who believes those who have light skin and light hair are the master race. They believe whites are better than any other ethnic group, including Jews who look white. This is white supremacist propaganda.

They are Nazis in the modern era, and believe Hitler should have won World War 2. Since they believe in white supremacy and the inferiority of any other race, they justify mistreatment of other races, whether it be spreading hate speech, creating modern day concentration camps for non-whites, advocating police brutality towards non-whites, or deliberately denying non-whites the right to open-carry.

In a nutshell, like Hitler, they are EVIL people, avoid at all costs. They are also skilled at hand-picking religious texts for non-contextual justification for their actions. The less publicity they get, the better.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.
The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Insurrection

A revolt against legal and government authority in an effort to overthrow the government.
The President was impeached because it was believed he had encouraged the insurrection.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Javacrucianism

A religion centered around the worship of coffee. Originally developed as part of a role playing game.
Javacrucianism involves the sacred sacrament of the Coffee Beans.
by Simmaniac September 22, 2019
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Youth

Youth refers to the age or condition of being young. It can also mean a teenager, and teens often tend to get into mischief or trouble easily.
Oh to have the energy of a toddler, the optimism of youth, the strength of a young adult, and the wisdom of the elderly at the same time.

The Youth Leader taught his teens about teamwork , appropriate attitude, and kindness to others.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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deductible

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.
If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.
by Simmaniac November 9, 2018
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