deductible

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.

If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.

by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

deductible

A word black people manage to make sound like "dyuhdjucktible" Its proper usage is not defined, and can be dropped randomly whenever it feels right. "Youse about to pay a dyuhdjucktible.

HATS RIGHT I BACKED INTO YO CAR NYUKKA! WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DOOOOOOO?

You hit my car! are you blind?!?

YES I AAAAAM! SO?-

Wait, you're blind?

YES! BLIIIIND! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM DAT NYAAAAGAAAA?

Oh look what you did to dorothy... You better have insurance.

NYUGGA! YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE, ASS WHOOPIN INSURANCE, CAUSE YOUSE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE!!!

Stinkmeaner

by ackronyhm April 30, 2009

Met my deductible

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

by hodags1966 May 3, 2018

tux deductible donation

n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.

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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?

Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.

As if.

by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013

Dirty deductible

When an auto insurance company has inexplicable legal protections and uses them to willfully fart on strangers. It’s not personal. It’s just business.

You mean I have to get a dirty deductible any time there is an accident, even if it’s not my fault? Gross and weird.

by Randall butternubs July 27, 2023

karma deductible

The amount of good deeds one must do before their good karma kicks in.

I must have reached my karma deductible because everything seems to be going in my favour.

by 74Ty May 16, 2016

tax deductible charity organizations

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me

i hate tax deductible charity organizations

by frsky May 30, 2008