decret 

A deep, dark secret.

Andrew: Tell me all of your decrets.
Girl: wots a decret lolz

decret by COLD CHILLIN May 1, 2008

Deretardify 

To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.

I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.

Deretardify by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009

Decrept

Describes a person, place, thing, or, action that is lesser of value than expected

“Max is decrept because he put a meme in the DECA presentation.”

Decrept by 67honourpig September 19, 2016

Deretsun 

A dere-tsun is the opposite of a tsundere

Tsun (ツン)= standoffish, mean, rude
Dere(デレ): fawning, lovestruck, caring
And so, if we put them backwards, we get a person who is loving and flirty at first but then becomes mean, rude and cold later.

Person one= Did you here? That girl is a deretsun
Person two= really? Who would've known. I just thought she was a deredere

Deretsun by dirty_cereal_shits May 17, 2020

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

decrotchitize 

To strip one of his dignity and/or masculinity or a situation in which one is rendered ineffective

Jake was decrotchitized when he spotted his woman out with another man.

decrotchitize by Naes Yeliab October 21, 2008

Deretrofisting 

The act of being gangster (as cool), amazing, good, or awesome.

That hat is so deretrofisting, I wish I had one just like that!

This song is deretrofisting!

Deretrofisting by elpancho305 April 12, 2009