decret
A deep, dark secret.
decret by COLD CHILLIN May 1, 2008
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Deretardify
To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.
I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.
Deretardify by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009
Decrept
Decrept by 67honourpig September 19, 2016
Deretsun
A dere-tsun is the opposite of a tsundere
Tsun (ツン)= standoffish, mean, rude
Dere(デレ): fawning, lovestruck, caring
And so, if we put them backwards, we get a person who is loving and flirty at first but then becomes mean, rude and cold later.
Tsun (ツン)= standoffish, mean, rude
Dere(デレ): fawning, lovestruck, caring
And so, if we put them backwards, we get a person who is loving and flirty at first but then becomes mean, rude and cold later.
Person one= Did you here? That girl is a deretsun
Person two= really? Who would've known. I just thought she was a deredere
Person two= really? Who would've known. I just thought she was a deredere
Deretsun by dirty_cereal_shits May 17, 2020
Accelerated Decrepitude
A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019
decrotchitize
decrotchitize by Naes Yeliab October 21, 2008
Deretrofisting
Deretrofisting by elpancho305 April 12, 2009
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