Decreto

In Italia è un modo per contare il tempo. A causa del Corona - Covid-19 e del lockdown, le persone hanno smesso di usare i giorni, i mesi o gli anni e contano quanti 'DPCM' (Decreto del Presidente del Consiglio dei Ministri) sono passati dall'ultima volta che hanno fatto qualcosa.

EN: In Italian, it's a way to count time. Due to Corona - Covid-19 lockdown, people stopped using days, or months and years and they use to count time how many 'DPCM' (Drecree of the First Minister) passed from the last time they did something.

Oh Mario, non ci siamo visti per tantissimi decreti!

Quando è stata l'ultima volta che abbiamo parlato? Forse durante il 18° decreto?
- Giuseppe, stai molto in bagno? - - Oh no, solo un paio di drecreti e poi esco. -

EN: Oh Mario, we didn't see each other for a lot of 'decreti'!

When was the last time we talked together? Was it during the 18th decree?
- Giuseppi, are you using the toilet for a long time? - - Oh no, just a couple of decrees and I'll be out. -

Decreto by JustMario May 4, 2020

Decerto

A European competitive Call of Duty forum where many disabled people and infants now hang out, in contrast to the early days (2007) when the level of posting was mainly mature and intelligent. The majority of new users constantly spew overused memes with a view to getting "likes". Many people have adopted the bb.com misc sense of humour but are unaware new faggots so do not have the ability to use said jokes and memes in correct fashion. The average age is 14, with the average IQ being a similar number. It is cringe-central.

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Decerto by Wesley Poupon June 14, 2011

decret 

A deep, dark secret.

Andrew: Tell me all of your decrets.
Girl: wots a decret lolz

decret by COLD CHILLIN May 1, 2008

Derceto 

The mansion in the first Alone in the Dark video game. It was similar to Resident Evil in many ways- involving zombies, and numerous ways to kill them.

Derceto by Razor, the DDR Guy October 28, 2003

decretumm 

A super amazing mutual on tiktok; posts great content, and every tiktok they make slays. They are an amazing girlboss, and yes.

Person 1: hey, who is that person that posts amazing stuff on tiktok?

Person 2: don't you know? That's decretumm. They slay

decretumm by Pumpkinzay May 31, 2022

Decretos 

The type of person you want in your life, that kind of person which you want to become, desperately! Decretos is funny, creative, a good public speaker, someone who's never anxious and that stays calm in every situation. People called Decretos are natural born hard workers, they overflow with potencial and charisma which makes them also great in bed. If you ever get the miraculous opportunity to meet a Decretos you'll see how stunning and sexy that person is and will want to fuck them on the spot.

I hate my life! I wish I could be like Decretos.

Decretos by NotDecretos November 22, 2021

Decrete 

To decrete is to shit.

Gotta decrete, brb.

Decrete by Fallalalla December 14, 2011