Decrete

To decrete is to shit.

Gotta decrete, brb.

by Fallalalla December 14, 2011

Decroted

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!

His hair looks decroted.

I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.

by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

decret

A deep, dark secret.

Andrew: Tell me all of your decrets.
Girl: wots a decret lolz

by COLD CHILLIN May 1, 2008

The Decree of Dual Desires

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.

Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!

by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014

Decreepin

The process in which a building becomes decrepit and shitty. Can also be used for cars and structures.

That house at the end of the street from the 60's is decreepin.

by smurfaderf January 21, 2013

decieted

When Jenna lies to you

Jenna decieted me with an x

by kIKIdoYouLoVeMe July 14, 2018

Decrepence

Similar to Decrepit including -ence: suffix denoting a quality or an instance of it
- filthy or old
- worn out or ruined because of age or neglect
- dirty

I was pulling out some things from the attic and ended up with some sort of decrepence all over me.

by Edins DJ July 1, 2020