Decretion 

To expell bodily fluids during sexual intercourse. Other known as "nutting" or "ejaculation"

Last night's decretion felt amazing!

Decretion by Kingtempo February 26, 2025

Master of deception 

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it

J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

Master of deception by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021

decorationalisation 

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation

The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

decorationalisation by marshallasthefish April 11, 2010

porn deletion syndrome 

PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.

Porn Deletion Syndrome.

porn deletion syndrome by the_aenima July 19, 2010

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea

When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.

Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009

parking lot deception 

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

parking lot deception by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception 

Developed by Naughty Dog, this game is the third in the popular "Uncharted" series, exclusive to the PS3. Uncharted: Drake's fortune was an instant hit, and Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, received countless game of the year awards and perfect reviews. Uncharted 2 has repeatedly been called "The best game ever".

Now, critics and buyers have high hopes for then next installment, officially titled Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception. We know that at least part of the game will be set in the Arabian dessert, and it is safe to assume that Drake's travels will take him to many different environments outside of Arabia.

Naughty dog has stated that the game will implement "enhanced backward climbing" (lawlz) and the ability to fight multiple enemies at once.

High hopes are set for Uncharted 3, and whatever Naughty Dog gives us is sure to be exceptional. We can expect the masterpiece to hit store shelves on November 1st, 2011.

Generic gamer: Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception is gonna be the best game ever created!
Generic gamer 2: Of course! Uncharted 2 was the bomb! I don't know if i'll be able to wait all the way until November!

Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception by tomtitan098 December 14, 2010