Depretzel

To decompress, relax, or otherwise unplug.

After a stressful day She just wanted to get home to curl up with some wine and the telly to depretzel.

by A.L. Harper September 7, 2021

Depretzel

To untwist a pretzel.

He was so strong, he could depretzel a giant pretzel.

by pretzelyum August 6, 2011

depretzel

Depretzel: to decompress as to be twisted into a pretzel there for depretzel

Oh I'm so over whelmed I have to go home and depretzel

by Tobsohansun November 29, 2024

Depretzeled

The feeling you get when you pull a broken pretzel out of the bag

I was feeling really sad and depretzeled today after buying a mini bag of snyder's pretzels only to find that all of them were broken

by Karen The Manager October 14, 2019

Depretempus

Completely before time. Or before time itself.

The time depretempus is unknown.
Depretempus, where time did not exist.

by TheLightingThief February 3, 2026