dead-fish 

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.

(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"

dead-fish by His worst mistake February 29, 2008

Dead Fish 

A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.

Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"

Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"

Dead Fish by J & R Cock May 13, 2005

Dead Fish 

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

Dead Fish by Xander October 29, 2003

Dead Fish 

When you are going down on a girl and she has no emotions and her face looks like a dead fish and is dissatisfied.

Matt Austin was finger blasting this girls snatch super hard and went down on her and she instantly looked like a dead fish.

Dead Fish by bitchtits907 May 18, 2013

dead fish 

A limp, lifeless handshake.

People in the business community will have no respect for you if you hand them the dead fish.

dead fish by freewill December 16, 2011

dead fish 

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

dead fish by JP and Ariel August 29, 2008

Dead Fish 

a horrible kissing technique.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.

expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.

It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.

girl 1 - so, how was the pash with Brett last night?
girl 2 - uuggghh he dead fished me.

Dead Fish by executive. January 13, 2011