Xander's definitions

oubipaws

A asshole and a bastard who is obsessed with computers.

Anyone who wants to be like Oubipaws should get fucked in the ass.

by Xander April 12, 2005

hard copy

Used to define a solid form of computer information.

I have your files on disk, but I need a hard copy.

by Xander October 29, 2003

Dead Fish

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

by Xander October 29, 2003

5 by 5

To be in a content state of being. To be fine

Hey how are you? 5 by 5.

by Xander October 29, 2003

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

blarh!

A sound of disgust. The actual sound that you make when you die.

"You know what? I fucking thought that my herpes had cleared up! BLARH!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

scram it west, ho!

A softer, gentler way to say: "get out of my fucking face, bitch."

"No. There will not be any money spent on you tonight, now SCRAM IT WEST, HO!"

by Xander November 26, 2003