dazai slander. A way to address dazai (an anime character from bungo stray dogs) if you hate him ^^
"Why tf did I get dazass on the bsd kinnie test!? He's a manipulative bastard and he's cringy and pessimistic and he's even sadomasochisti-"
"Whos dazass?"
"Dazai."
The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my dailyserving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
A shockingly frequent phenomenon in which a girl is blessed with a wonderful ass, yet is cursed with a face that can only be described as a catastrophe. A more specific version of the common 'butterface.'
Dude, that girl at the party last night. Would you?